'If this material works, I'm going to use it at Goldmans next year': Obama jokes about his life.

President Obama took fire at Donald Trump, Ted Cruz and the Republican establishment tonight in his hilarious final White House Correspondents' Dinner speech - and he even saved some ammunition for Hillary Clinton. Before he tore apart the GOP candidates, Obama brought up his former Secretary of State's speeches to Goldman Sachs as he contemplated what he might do to make money after

leaving the White House. 'If this material does well, I'm going to use it at Goldman Sachs next year,' the President said, adding that he planned to make 'some serious Tubmans'. Obama then turned on Trump, saying he was 'hurt' that the Republican front-runner had not made the effort to attend the


glitzy affair in Washington, DC. 'It was surprising. We have a room full of celebs and cameras and he says no. Is this dinner too tacky for The Donald? What could he be doing instead? Having a Trump steak? Tweeting out insults? What's he doing?' The president said Trump's foreign policy was

questionable, but defended The Donald, saying 'he has spent years meeting people from around the world, Miss Sweden, Miss Argentina. Miss Azerbaijan.' Obama added that Trump would be more successful than him at closing down Guantanamo Bay because he 'knows a few things about running waterfront companies into the ground'.